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Sooo, let's see, where did I leave off before my blogging was so rudely interrupted by BlogSpot's service upgrade....hmmm, yes, I think I was reporting in on various bizzare happenings around this wacky world of ours....

Chop Chop Chop ‘til You Drop

BUCHAREST (AFP) - A Romanian surgeon who underwent a fit of madness while operating on a man's testicles proceeded to amputate his penis and cut it into three pieces. :=8O
The surgeon, Naum Ciomu, was said to be a senior member of the hospital staff and a professor of anatomy.
He had been operating on a 34-year-old man for a testicular malformation when he committed the act, hospital officials said Friday.
"We are shocked by what has happened. It is the first time we have had such a case," said Sorin Oprescu, head of the Bucharest emergency hospital where the operation took place.
Doctor Ciomu had been banned from entering an operating theatre for two months pending the results of an investigation by the medical council, Oprescu said.
Meanwhile the wife of the unfortunate patient said she was suing Dr. Ciomu.

Soooo, the next time you visit beautiful, modern Romania, be sure to stay healthy, 'cause one trip to the hospital there can be a farewell performance for the Fellas! :=8/

A 28-year-old man who shot himself in the testicles with a sawn-off shotgun :=8O
has been jailed for five years for possessing a prohibited firearm. David Walker had drunk 15 pints of lager when he accidentally discharged the gun which was stuffed down his trousers, Sheffield Crown Court was told. Walker underwent emergency surgery following the incident in Dinnington, South Yorkshire, and tests are continuing to find out how it will affect his fertility and future "sexual relationships". Andrew Hatton, prosecuting, said Walker went home for the gun after arguing with a lifelong friend about whose turn it was to buy a beer. By the time he returned the bar was closed and his friend had gone home. Mr Hatton said: "As he was returning to the area of the pub the gun went off. He had it shoved down his trousers. After the shotgun had discharged he placed it in a rubbish bin and crawled back to his home address. "Walker told police he was so drunk he had no idea how he managed to shoot himself. The defendent's mother found him at home and took him to hospital, where doctors called the police. Gulzar Syed, defending, said: "He is still suffering as a result of the injuries. He still feels quite severe pain. There are still pellets embedded within the scrotum area of his body."Judge Robert Moore said recent legislation regarding banned guns meant he had to impose the statutory minimum sentence on Walker of five years in prison.

What is with these idiots and their Fellas??? Have they no respect?? :=8/

Speaking of idiots...

DAVENPORT, Iowa - Three banks were robbed while President Bush and Democratic nominee John Kerry were speaking just blocks away from one another Wednesday morning.
The Ralston Credit Union was robbed at 10:45 a.m., shortly after the president began speaking at LeClaire Park in this eastern Iowa town, said Davenport police Capt. David Struckman.
The next robbery, at First National Bank, happened at 11:23 a.m., followed by another at 11:45 a.m. at Southeast National Bank, said Struckman, who also served as the department's liaison to the U.S. Secret Service during the visits from the two political leaders.
Kerry had begun his economic forum at River Center at 10 a.m.
No one was injured in the robberies. Authorities weren't releasing details on what weapons may have been used or how much money was taken.

Nice to see the criminal element acting together in public for a change... :=8/

Well, that's it for me now. I may just have to post a random snugglebunny picture, even without context, just to keep my snugglebunny fans happy. So check back early and often!
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- posted by The MooCow @ 5:06 PM