Dog Shoots Redneck!!! :=8D
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Is this country going to the dogs, or what??

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Some cowardly redneck asshole from Florida decided to get rid of a group of puppies by shooting them in his hand one at a time was himself shot by one of the very same pups he tried to ruthlessly murder. Here's the AP story:

(AP) Deputies say a man in Pensacola, Florida, who was trying to shoot seven puppies was shot by one of the dogs. The man was holding two of the shepherd-mix puppies when one of them wiggled and put its paw on the trigger of the man's .38-caliber revolver, making it discharge. Escambia County deputies say 37-year-old Jerry Bradford was shot in the wrist and was treated at an undisclosed hospital. To top it off, the sheriff's office issued an arrest warrant charging Bradford with felony animal cruelty. He says he was shooting the 3-month-old pups because he couldn't find another home for them. Three of the puppies were found in a shallow grave behind his house, the other four were taken by animal control, which intends for them to be adopted.
"That should never have to happen," said Bruce Rova, director of the Escambia County Animal Shelter. "There are so many options people have. We'll try to find them a new home."

Jerry Bradford, the whole country now knows you are a total asshole - the MooCow hopes you see the bad end of a gang-bang serial ass-rape while in prison. Repeatedly. :=8P

Interestling enough, this is not the first time cowrageous canaines have overcome their slightly stupider "masters" in the gun department. Check out this story from Moo Zealand in 2000:

New Zealand hunter has been shot by his own dog, proving that canines are not always a man's best friend.
Kelly Russell was tracking wild pigs on Sunday with Stinky and two other dogs when the accident happened near Tokoroa on North Island.
Having cornered one of his prey, Mr Russell put down his loaded shotgun - but in the ensuing commotion Stinky jumped on it, blasting a shot through the hapless hunter's foot.
Mr Russell, 30, then endured a five-hour wait before help happened to chance by in the shape of a passing car.
"I was almost at the road but there was too much pain. I couldn't even drag myself. It felt like an eternity."
He said he did not blame Stinky as he had been the one at fault for putting down a loaded gun.
The six-year-old mongrel is in now his kennel at home, seemingly unaware of his role in the mishap.
But Mr Russell faces an agonising wait while surgeons fight to save his foot, which was shattered by the blast.
Doctors give the foot only a 50-50 chance. Mr Russell's enthusiasm for hunting remains undimmed, however - although he says he may take a friend with him next time.

Stinky!?!? Pretty unimaginative name for a dog, fella - maybe this was a little slice of Stinky revenge for a crappy name... :=8/

And here is this story from France, 2003:

FRENCH hunter was shot by his dog, police said yesterday. The man left a loaded shotgun with two dogs in the boot of his car. One dog stepped on the trigger and shot the man in the hip. The hunter, from the Basque village of Espelette, was in hospital with shot wounds.

Hmmm, dogs and guns: just not a real safe mix. Probably something in that flea powder... :=8/



- posted by The MooCow @ 8:04 PM