Friday, December 24, 2004
Heeheeheheeehehehhhheeeee..... ;=8)
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A bit of Christmas humor on the day before Christmas:
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop said to the kid, ''Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?''
The kid said, ''Yeah.''
The cop said, ''Well next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike.''
The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid took the ticket.
Before he rode off he said, ''By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?''
Humoring the kid, the cop said, ''Yeah, he sure did.''
The kid said, ''Well next year tell Santa to put the d*ck underneath the horse, instead of on top.''
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One Christmas, Little Johny sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus. I have been a good boy most of the year so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.
He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus. I have been a good boy for the whole year so I want a new..." He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.
He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it into the closet and locks the door.
He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."
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Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that they are all evil men who SHOULD go to hell - but because it's Christmas, he'll let them into heaven if they have something representing the holiday with them.
One of the guys has a Christmas ornament, and gets let in.
Another guy has pine needles on his shirt, and gets let in.
The third guy pulls out a pair of panties.
"How do those represent Christmas?" asks Peter.
"These are Carol's."
;=8)
Mmmmooooorry Christmas everyone, and a Happy Moo Year!!!
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- posted by The MooCow @ 9:51 AM
